Black Bow Tie One kind word can change someones entire day.

coluring:

if i’m not in your snapchat best friends we can’t be best friends

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

Anonymous said: how many followers do u have

Almost 600 (:

not that it’s any of your bussiness *snap* #nosyanon

britishhaz:

would you look at that, my obsession has labelled itself

image

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.


ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe